Maids of Honour

Sarah Grace is like the younger sister Julia always wanted. We are hoping she can be a calming, quiet influence for Julia in the run up to the wedding but then again maybe not…

Janice hails from Antigua, and like her fellow Antiguan Sir Viv Richards, she does everything with a swagger.

Bridesmaids

Valerie – Much like the Amy winehouse song bearing the same name as her, she is lively, melodic and gets everybody dancing! Whilst working for a swimming pool company she once managed to cause a chemical explosion that shut down a major USA highway for several hours. True story.

Onika ‘Neeks’ A wiz at board games, her claim to fame is that she once applied to play the part of Hermione Granger in Harry Potter!

Elizabeth is Julia’s first cousin and is coming in all the way from Melbourne so hopefully she’s not too jetlagged for the big day. She is also a qualified naturopath, yeah we don’t know what that is either.

Christine is Dayalan’s first cousin and hails from the land of the sheep AKA New Zealand. Try making a joke to her about how Australia is superior to New Zealand. We dare you. She also eats a tomato a day to keep the doctor away, or maybe she thinks tomatoes are apples, who knows?

Sarah T Once took Julia to a gymnastics class with a view to taking it up as a career but swiftly changed her mind after warming up!

Best Men

Jeevan has known Dayalan all his life by virtue of being his older brother. Loves driving Peugeots, looking at Peugeots, anything Peugeot related really. Oh and his wife.

Dipen Gujarati and supports Everton FC. But it’s not all bad. His wife thinks he looks like George Clooney. We think she needs new glasses.

Groomsmen

Rich the Sri Lankan Peter Pan, looks half his age with some help from Oil of Ulay. He does some very questionable Ali G impressions and even more questionable magic tricks!

John What can we say about this guy? The life of the party, if his wife lets him out. Most likely to be seen trying to organise some kind of after party after everyone else has gone home!

Julian Julia’s youngest brother and a quiet, deep thinker who is coming down from Barbados. You will all be trying to talk like him by the end of the day!

Asif the one with the middle eastern mystique. He imports mattresses for a living which could come in handy if Dayalan doesn’t end up booking any hotels for the honeymoon in time.

James the Aussie in the group. Expect him to turn up with a cork brimmed hat, shorts and flipflops with a chicken under his arm looking for a BBQ, not that we like to stereotype.